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Unlogical BlasphemyUnlogical Blasphemy by xenigma23x
Since my last novel was such a success, I decided to write another one. I live on not-this-planet, floating in a tin can far above the world. I am very famous and very rich. My name is Buddy. Nothing in this story exists in real life except for Dev Catastrophe, Panda, myself, and Hana Dietrich. I invented My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence, Twitter, Gerard Way, sound systems, religion, disease, death, and cupcakes. I invented everything. I own the rights. I invented invention. If I didn't exist, all there would be was nothing. I didn't invent nothing. Dev Catastrophe and Panda invented nothing. Then nothing invented Hana Dietrich. Hana Dietrich doesn't exist. Neither do you.
I don't want to write an email to my english teacher. I want to figure out my computer programs. I think the walls should be turquoise. I used to have an obsession with yellow rooms. I also had an obsession with literary devices. I invented literary devices. The yellow room was a motif. A motif for being
Pointless DocumentI can't figure out these new programs that will enable me to animate and create the cartoon I've been wanting to make since a long time ago. I can't find a tutorial that actually helps me. My sister is watching Twilight in the other room. She likes it. My mom thinks it is boring. I watched it with my mom last night and she couldn't stop saying how boring it is. It was like watching a grown-up movie with a kid who wouldn't stay still. I kept shushing her. Sometimes my mom acts like a kid.Pointless Document by xenigma23x
I have to do a journal entry on Slaughterhouse-5 for my English class. I should be doing it so my mom doesn't come in and annoy me again. She seems to be in a particularly annoying mood tonight, while I seem to be in a particularly impatient one. It's comical if you think about it. I have to do a free write. I don't want to do it. I won't, then. It's settled.
I keep checking on AIM but Joanie is not there. She usually is at this time. I keep checking Twitter but Gerard seems to have fallen off the face
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Somebody's No OneAnyone can write in their own language. And anyone can take a greyscale photograph of the side of their face. And if anyone can do anything then anything is nothing. "If everyone is special then no one is" and all that.Somebody's No One by AGoddessFinch
I have gashes on the side of my tongue from trying to talk when I'm not supposed to and sties on the inside of my eyelids that seemed to come to me overnight while I thought about someone somewhere else. If I am someone and anyone can be someone then I am no one. I'm really not much at all.
I smell cookies over smoke and wonder why I can't put charcoal on paper and everyone else can. And why my media is so unappealing to the eye, so black and white and lacking any kind of shade. Anyone can write in my language. And if anyone can then no one can. I'll make sure of it.
Maybe I should try being anti-climactic. Or just wish bitter, mean things on everyone else, hoping they won't succeed so that I might. Selfish, but reasonable, yes. Hopefully everyone will break their penci
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SHITTY OLD BIO:
I'm actually a superhero, you know.
I have very weird ideas. Sometimes they actually turn out to be total crap, but sometimes (most of the time) I end up coming back to them.
I am very fickle to my characters and ideas. I can never stay doing one thing for a long time, I get tired of things easily.
I make fun of everything and stop at nothing.
I love to make people happy and help others. I also love being a total asshole and not giving a shit about anything. It just depends on the day.
I don't try to be original, I just do whatever the fuck I want, because being totally original is impossible. Those who try to be original are merely conforming to a different crowd. I think people should just think for themselves.
Someday I want to make comics for a living and be in a band. I want to change and save people's lives with my music.
I have a bit of an obsession with Gerard Way and Jimmy Urine. Lyn-Z is my hero.
When I first came to dA, I was a total weeaboo scenester and I thought that I was going to move to Japan and write a manga. Now I'm just a lazy nerd who likes weird music, science fiction, and superheroes.
I am an idea thief. I steal bits and pieces of ideas already in existence and put them all together to create new ideas.
That's all I can think of right now.
Now I spam you with my blogs/webcomics.
www.projectdidi.blogspot.com www.gravitygotmedown.blogspot.com www.cuppygee.blogspot.com www.interplanetaryinstitute.blogspot.com
Current Residence: up ur butt and round the corner...
Favourite genre of music: Punk, Techno, Dub, Rock, Industrial, Electronic, GOOD Hip-Hop (yes, it exists!)
Favourite style of art: Manga/Anime, Jamie Hewlett-style, Surreal, Cartoon, Photomanipulation
Operating System: Mac OSX
MP3 player of choice: JimmyGerard, my lovely iPod Classic ^^
Shell of choice: Horseshoe Crab!!!
Wallpaper of choice: i prefer to paint my walls kthxbai
Skin of choice: my own
Favourite cartoon character: Noodle, The Breakfast Monkey, Coach Z, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Finch
Personal Quote: Gravity always gets me down.