| ~I-Am-Enigma IS FUCKING AWESOME |
| ~I-Am-Enigma IS FUCKING AWESOME |


Unlogical BlasphemySince my last novel was such a success, I decided to write another one. I live on not-this-planet, floating in a tin can far above the world. I am very famous and very rich. My name is Buddy. Nothing in this story exists in real life except for Dev Catastrophe, Panda, myself, and Hana Dietrich. I invented My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence, Twitter, Gerard Way, sound systems, religion, disease, death, and cupcakes. I invented everything. I own the rights. I invented invention. If I didn't exist, all there would be was nothing. I didn't invent nothing. Dev Catastrophe and Panda invented nothing. Then nothing invented Hana Dietrich.Unlogical Blasphemy


Pointless DocumentI can't figure out these new programs that will enable me to animate and create the cartoon I've been wanting to make since a long time ago. I can't find a tutorial that actually helps me. My sister is watching Twilight in the other room. She likes it. My mom thinks it is boring. I watched it with my mom last night and she couldn't stop saying how boring it is. It was like watching a grown-up movie with a kid who wouldn't stay still. I kept shushing her. Sometimes my mom acts like a kid.Pointless Document
I have to do a journal entry on Slaughterhouse-5 for my English class. I should be doing it so my mom doesn't come in and annoy me again. She seems to


Televisionit's a tricky sticky situation and i know i know im going mad it's a loophole complication maybe the worst that we've ever had a society deprived of creation it's ingrained into our minds all the big money corporations are filling us with liesTelevision
but we've got a hunger we can't satisfy we need more and more keeps our society pacified yeah, everything's under control yeah, everything's under control
Television, masturbation Tuning in from across the nation. Mass deception, radiation.
No emotion, protected from realization.
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| We interrupt this broadcast to bring you an important message from xenigma23x's FuTuRe SeLf!!!!! *o* ~I-Am-Enigma says: "DUUDE THE STUFF ON THIS ACCOUNT FUCKING SUCKS! COME ON, DON'T YOU WANNA SEE SERIOUS ART? COME TO MY GALLERY! THAT'S WHERE THE GOOD STUFF IS. ALL OF THIS IS LAME SO WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME HERE? you know you want to click that link there, YES YOU DO DAMMIT, I FUCKING KNOW YOU WANT TO CLICK THAT LINK. Please? I'll be your bestest fwiend..." AND NOW, BACK TO OUR SHOW~! SHITTY OLD BIO: I'm actually a superhero, you know. I have very weird ideas. Sometimes they actually turn out to be total crap, but sometimes (most of the time) I end up coming back to them. I am very fickle to my characters and ideas. I can never stay doing one thing for a long time, I get tired of things easily. I make fun of everything and stop at nothing. I love to make people happy and help others. I also love being a total asshole and not giving a shit about anything. It just depends on the day. I don't try to be original, I just do whatever the fuck I want, because being totally original is impossible. Those who try to be original are merely conforming to a different crowd. I think people should just think for themselves. Someday I want to make comics for a living and be in a band. I want to change and save people's lives with my music. I have a bit of an obsession with Gerard Way and Jimmy Urine. Lyn-Z is my hero. When I first came to dA, I was a total weeaboo scenester and I thought that I was going to move to Japan and write a manga. Now I'm just a lazy nerd who likes weird music, science fiction, and superheroes. I am an idea thief. I steal bits and pieces of ideas already in existence and put them all together to create new ideas. That's all I can think of right now. Now I spam you with my blogs/webcomics. [link] [link] [link] [link] |
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Automatic huggles!
Omg!! sexy ----> [link] [link]
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98% of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol. Paste this if you like muffins.
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Member of VBU ~vbu and Vectorlovers *vectorlovers
Membro di ~Lumbard & =italia
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Believe in life
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"An artist dips his or her brush into their own soul, and paints their own nature into their pictures."
- Henry Ward Beecher
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