|I-Am-Enigma IS FUCKING AWESOME|
Unlogical BlasphemyUnlogical Blasphemy by xenigma23x
Since my last novel was such a success, I decided to write another one. I live on not-this-planet, floating in a tin can far above the world. I am very famous and very rich. My name is Buddy. Nothing in this story exists in real life except for Dev Catastrophe, Panda, myself, and Hana Dietrich. I invented My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence, Twitter, Gerard Way, sound systems, religion, disease, death, and cupcakes. I invented everything. I own the rights. I invented invention. If I didn't exist, all there would be was nothing. I didn't invent nothing. Dev Catastrophe and Panda invented nothing. Then nothing invented Hana Dietrich. Hana Dietrich doesn't exist. Neither do you.
I don't want to write an email to my english teacher. I want to figure out my computer programs. I think the walls should be turquoise. I used to have an obsession with yellow rooms. I also had an obsession with literary devices. I invented literary devices. The yellow room was a motif. A motif for being
Pointless DocumentI can't figure out these new programs that will enable me to animate and create the cartoon I've been wanting to make since a long time ago. I can't find a tutorial that actually helps me. My sister is watching Twilight in the other room. She likes it. My mom thinks it is boring. I watched it with my mom last night and she couldn't stop saying how boring it is. It was like watching a grown-up movie with a kid who wouldn't stay still. I kept shushing her. Sometimes my mom acts like a kid.Pointless Document by xenigma23x
I have to do a journal entry on Slaughterhouse-5 for my English class. I should be doing it so my mom doesn't come in and annoy me again. She seems to be in a particularly annoying mood tonight, while I seem to be in a particularly impatient one. It's comical if you think about it. I have to do a free write. I don't want to do it. I won't, then. It's settled.
I keep checking on AIM but Joanie is not there. She usually is at this time. I keep checking Twitter but Gerard seems to have fallen off the face
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SHITTY OLD BIO:
I'm actually a superhero, you know.
I have very weird ideas. Sometimes they actually turn out to be total crap, but sometimes (most of the time) I end up coming back to them.
I am very fickle to my characters and ideas. I can never stay doing one thing for a long time, I get tired of things easily.
I make fun of everything and stop at nothing.
I love to make people happy and help others. I also love being a total asshole and not giving a shit about anything. It just depends on the day.
I don't try to be original, I just do whatever the fuck I want, because being totally original is impossible. Those who try to be original are merely conforming to a different crowd. I think people should just think for themselves.
Someday I want to make comics for a living and be in a band. I want to change and save people's lives with my music.
I have a bit of an obsession with Gerard Way and Jimmy Urine. Lyn-Z is my hero.
When I first came to dA, I was a total weeaboo scenester and I thought that I was going to move to Japan and write a manga. Now I'm just a lazy nerd who likes weird music, science fiction, and superheroes.
I am an idea thief. I steal bits and pieces of ideas already in existence and put them all together to create new ideas.
That's all I can think of right now.
Now I spam you with my blogs/webcomics.
www.projectdidi.blogspot.com www.gravitygotmedown.blogspot.com www.cuppygee.blogspot.com www.interplanetaryinstitute.blogspot.com
Current Residence: up ur butt and round the corner...
Favourite genre of music: Punk, Techno, Dub, Rock, Industrial, Electronic, GOOD Hip-Hop (yes, it exists!)
Favourite style of art: Manga/Anime, Jamie Hewlett-style, Surreal, Cartoon, Photomanipulation
Operating System: Mac OSX
MP3 player of choice: JimmyGerard, my lovely iPod Classic ^^
Shell of choice: Horseshoe Crab!!!
Wallpaper of choice: i prefer to paint my walls kthxbai
Skin of choice: my own
Favourite cartoon character: Noodle, The Breakfast Monkey, Coach Z, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Finch
Personal Quote: Gravity always gets me down.