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it's ENIGMA, not XENIGMA xD
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poop.

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DERP THIS ACCOUNT IS OLD DERP
WATCH ZEE NEW ONE
I-Am-Enigma

I DON'T GO ON THIS ONE ANYMORE. EXCEPT FOR LIKE ONCE A YEAR
SO YEAH

MEOW.
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[why am i posting on this account when i have a new account, I-Am-Enigma? weeell, because i'm trying to keep that account organized and serious and all that, because i'm actually trying to get my work seen by more important people, and by more people in general (it's working so far!) so this is my more "fun" account i guess.]

Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blond - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Total so far: $100


Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $250


Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[X] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $275

Total so far: $325


Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $425


Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $745


Drink?
[x] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $600

Total so far: $1145

Vision?
[x] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total so far: $1545


Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $2045


Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $2695

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ] Nope - $1000
[x] some- $750

Final Total: $3445


REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night."

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NEW ACCOUNT!

2 min read
Okay so i made a new dA account... I-Am-Enigma
I'll still go on this one, coz i gotta transfer everything over and stuff, but i'll be on the new account more, and I'll be uploading the better stuff there.
reason for getting new account: this one was getting too cluttered and disorganized (plus everyone was calling me xenigma, and that whole xxx thing is old now). i'll only post the finished stuff to the other account, not just any random thing. no one's gonna take me seriously if i got a cluttered gallery with a bunch of shit in it -.-
Plus, once I get my Adobe package from :iconkiboney:, im gonna wanna be posting vector shit and flash animations, and i wanted to get a new account for it. its a bit silly but i feel like i have outgrown this account (i didnt even think too much about the name, and didnt know you could use capital letters or dashes or anything).

so basically im gonna try to keep this new account more serious and organized. yah :]

SO CHECK THIS MUTHAFUCKA OUT  I-Am-Enigma
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UPDATE!!!!!!

2 min read
OMG! soooo........
SOME REALLY GREAT THINGS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN SOON!!!

firstly, TOMORROW I AM GETTING NOT ONLY FLASH, BUT THE WHOLE ADOBE PACKAGE! AND A 3D MODELING PROGRAM! YESSS! so you can expect some Interplanetary Institute randomness (and hopefully a whole website- my friend might help me with the coding) in the near future. FINALLY!!! (first I have to learn how to use it though. but i learn fast. ya.)

ALSO!

I'm getting a comic published!!!!! It will be a long time before it actually gets out to y'all and you can buy it so i get money to buy more comics for myself, as i have not even really started the comic (but i have it almost completely planned out!) and it's pretty vague at this point but all I know is PUBLISHERS LIKE MY WORK. YAAAAAAAAY!

and also my drawings will be made into pins soon by the volunteer bookstore where I work! the only thing holding that up is my piece-of-shit scanner.

okay, that's pretty much it. The weather's finally getting nice, the ice cream trucks are out, spring break is in a few days, Gerard's birthday is also in a few days, and I am almost finished with another BIG EPIC STUFF DRAWING. I'm going to try to get my shit together band-wise. I have been making demos, that's a start!

also my dance teacher let me borrow M.I.A.'s album Arular- and it is SOOOOOO AWESOME. I can't stop listening to it. ^x^

SO YEAH! it is almost bed time for me (seriously, who my age goes to bed at 10? im not even tired at ten. so basically i lie in bed and waste time. FUCK EARLY-ASS BEDTIMES!) so i should wrap this up now....

lex, outtttt
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[16:24] gravityletmedown: joanie........ fuck my life
[16:24] gravityletmedown: okay i want to like kill myself
[16:24] gravityletmedown: im at skool
[16:25] gravityletmedown: and my band instructor person is asking me to decide if im in or out
[16:25] gravityletmedown: they're abusive to me and treat me like shit so it shouldnt be such a hard decision
[16:26] gravityletmedown: but it is coz ive been in this band since freshman year and we've gone so far together
[16:26] gravityletmedown: but this year its all falling apart
[16:27] gravityletmedown: and they want me to pick a specific role for myself in the band but im not ready to do that yet, which is y i think i should go on another day and learn shit
[16:28] gravityletmedown: but i really dont know what to do and im really fucking depressed i want to fucking cry
[16:28] gravityletmedown: yes over a stupid high school band
[16:28] gravityletmedown: i really want to be in a band but this one just isnt working. the problem is that no other bands are needing of people
[16:29] gravityletmedown: my parents think its so easy and that this school is fucking bursting with opportunities
[16:29] gravityletmedown: the trouble is the opportunities arent for me
[16:30] gravityletmedown: are u there or am i talking to a blank hole in cyberspace
[16:32] gravityletmedown: joanie why do u have to pick this time to be ded
[16:32] gravityletmedown: this is like the worst fucking time
[16:32] gravityletmedown: D:
[16:38] gravityletmedown: hello?
[16:40] gravityletmedown: are you there?
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